Friday, November 13, 2009

Facebook at all time low

Douglas,MELBOURNE - According to the latest survey from Facebook Stalking Association (FSA), it has been found that users from the Victorian College of Pharmacy (VCP) is at an all time low. Many users have reasoned stating that the drought in users could be due to a number of factors including the need to pass exams and starting the full-time trainee job that has hit as a necessity for the poor students that have finished their 4th year exams. However, IT has been seen on the user charts a spike of photo uploads the 2nd day after exams as students happily celebrate their end-of-uni-life. Whilst some agree with the low being attributed to the above reasons, Facebook power-user Douglas has shown that even during the exam times, there are students which are on facebook 24 hours a day playing around with Restaurant City, Country Story, Friends For Sale and other said applications which provide as a motivation to not study for their exams which starts off as a worry. Education minister Mr. Khoo had this to say, "It is not the number of hours on facebook that worries me. It is the fact that there are people like the power-user that encourage people to post replies on facebook while there are exams that need to be done". FSA did not have much to contribute to the argument but states that the minister is wrong to assume that power-users are wrong in using facebook as a medium to slack off. Conclusively, although there are many opposing views on the use of facebook and the lack thereof of users, it is important to note that facebook rules! (sometimes)

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